10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!