10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "No river, no fish."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.