10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?