10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "No river, no fish."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!