10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Welcome to kicker school
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."