10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"