10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.