10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier