10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.