10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.