10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"