10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.