10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack