10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."