10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---