10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.