10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel