10 Random Poker Quotes

All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
"I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
Those eggs smell delicious!
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery