10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'