10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it