10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.