10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Fold and live to fold again
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."