10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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