10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!