10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."