10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Welcome to kicker school
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."