10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."