10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery