10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant