10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack