10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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