10 Random Poker Quotes

Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
Those eggs smell delicious!
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
" The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
" Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm