10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is for loners.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm