10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "No river, no fish."