10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Welcome to kicker school
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.