10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright