10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.