10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die