10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.