10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.