10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is