10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha