10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.