10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.