10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)