10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.