10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls