10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls