10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament