10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss